Happy Fourth of July, all!

I, for one, have been on vacation. And it's been in the elementary-school sense: I've totally ignored (most of) my responsibilities and done nothing but play kick-the-can with my friends in the driveway, swim in the city pool, and eat ice cream. Yeah, it's been pretty sweet. A little too sweet, actually. I didn't think you could overdose on vacation, but I seem to have done it. So for the few of you who are still hanging around, things are going to start back up here.

You wanna know what my first non-vacation-vacation project is gonna be? Look no further.